Crushes never live with their baby's mama (even though they both date other people now). They don't have disturbing relationships with her that involve threatening to take the baby away or calling the cops on each other.
Crushes will be easy to talk to once you get over that stuttering. You'll have so much in common you won't be able to shut up.
Crushes will shave and wear a nice shirt for your date.
So, anyway, that's why my dating moratorium until August is still in effect. And P.S. I'm in the market for a new crush.