"I have a question, but it's not math related."
"Have you seen that guy from the hockey game lately?"
"Was that your mom who just knocked on the door?"
"Well, will you bring your mom to school one day so we can meet her?"
"Can she bring your dog?"
"What kind of dog do you have?"
"What's his name?"
"What does your mom do?"
"What does perinatalogy mean?"
"Does she deliver twins? I'm a twin. Did she deliver me? What's her name?"
"Like the Science Guy?"
"Mrs. B says you and her go way back? Are you friends with Mrs. B?"
"You were in AmeriCorps? What's AmeriCorps?"
"Um, can I ask you a math question?"